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John Gibson is worried. Very worried.

Last week, Gibson--the Fox News commentator who last year courageously alerted us to the War on Christmas--stunned America once again with a new threat to those of us who are deeply concerned about maintaining white supremacy...I mean, a white majority in our nation.

Here are the shocking statistics in his own words:

"...half the kids under 5 years old in this country are minorities. By far, the greatest number are Hispanic. Know what that means? Twenty-five years and the majority population is Hispanic. To put it bluntly: We need more babies."

I know it's not PC to say this, but I don't think our forefathers decimated the Native American population just so that their brown relatives from south of the border could later overrun our nation with their poor, their tired and their fast-breeding masses.

After all, white America massacred thousands of Mexicans in the 19th century just to create the borders of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California. If that hadn't happened, where would the good white people of our great land relocate to in their desire to seek the perfect climate...and the perfect tan.

It's good to know that there are still heroes in America. John Gibson, a man who oozes wholesome whiteness from every pore and hair follicle, will undoubtedly be vilified by traitorous liberals and unchristian race-mixers who have given up the dream of creating a color-free America (except, of course, for those lovely tans). But for the rest of us, I will stay glued to my Fox News Channel, where The Truth is always served red, white and blue.

But mostly white.

posted by mauiloa @ 5:21 PM